.okay.

like, a lot has happened in the last couple of months. first, i was adjusting to a new job. second, i finally started planning my wedding. and third, a pandemic happened to me.

(pandemic: n. the state of a kitchen after a global virus keeps one from going to work and eating out and now all the pans have been used and are piled in the sink)

and now, i’m trying to plan a wedding (that may or may not happen) and adjust to a new job on my couch. and it’s not going well, folks. it’s a struggle. because all i want to do is take a nap.

at least once or twice.

a day.

i miss the kids. and talking to people. and going outside.

on the plus side, i haven’t worn a bra in like three weeks. or real pants, even. i bought a *5-pack of leggings on amazon and they are so dreamy. two other friends bought them too. i’m such an influencer. #ad

*i get nothing for this link. i just want everyone to experience a pant-demic.

(pant-demic: n. the act of perpetually replacing pants with leggings after a global virus keeps one from going to work or eating out)

i love not wearing pants so much that i started a new cross-stitch project. you probably didn’t know i like to cross-stitch. well i do, okay! i started when i was 11 or 12, but got back to it in recent years in an effort to woo #mynerdyprofessor with my home-woven handicrafts (name that movie), but that’s a story for another day.

*i get nothing for the image link. i just want everyone to cross-stitch about not wearing pants.