.good news.

guys, i was offered a job! you probably saw all the details on my social media, but long story short–after three interviews with a school–i got the call that made me so excited, tearful, and so lightheaded, i had to kneel down.

have you ever tried to kneel down from standing while in a pencil skirt? it’s a real difficulty.

(difficulty: n. the state or condition of wearing a pencil skirt and then kneeling down)

do you remember how you learned to spell ‘difficulty’? did the movie matilda teach you?

“mrs. d, mrs i, mrs f-f-i, mrs. c, mrs. u, mrs. l-t-y!’

and then after you spell it, do you mutter, “why are all these women MARRIED?”

anyway. i start my job on january 2.

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