hi there!

i don’t know if blogs are still a thing.

the kids are into instagram and snapchat, and what even is tiktok anyway, but if you’re here, welcome.

if you’re here because you used to follow my old blog, oh wow. i’m glad you’re here, but, like, please forget how we met, cos that blog is dear to my heart, but oh, the contents are horrifying and if it were on paper, i’d burn it because i talked so much about boys and how good they smelled, and anyway, if you thought you were getting something more grown-up with, like, professional pictures with this blog, hahahahahaha…

sorry.